Monday, November 1, 2010

Ashlee Simpson makes Jessica Look Bad

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Jessica Simpson should have a word with sister Ashlee about leaving the house dressed in her stupid trendy ’80’s outfit with her ‘Days of Thunder‘ sunglasses they use to give away at Burger King. Here’s Jessica who took the time to actually look at herself in the mirror before walking out the door only to find her younger sister looking like a Devo reject. My brother does the same thing to me so I know how she feels …. He’s such a douche.


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Brooke Hogan’s got Legs and a Stupid Pose
Jessica Simpson Gives John Mayer Some Hand
Jessica Simpson Walking Her Fat Friend Dog


Hayden Panettiere Pictures Hayden Panettiere Pictures


I’ve never really been a fan of Hayden Panettiere, she reminds me too much of a gymnast from the ’80’s, but after finding out she’s got a mouth like a drunken sailor I may be changing my tune.


The photogs and autograph seekers around Hayden got so close to the “Heroes” star, they almost crushed a little girl. So Hayden belted out, “Guys! You’re f**kin’…” before cutting herself off.


Next we need a nip slip or a crotch shot and she’ll be on her way.


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Hilary Duff and Hayden Panettiere Wrestle
Fergie makes a good Handbag
Jessica Simpson is ‘Smart’ and Cold


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Not so Grumpy Moment with Bree Conden
Not so Grumpy Moment with Roxanne Ingram
Who the Hell are the Marchant Twins?


 BASTARDLY


Guess Who Went To The Beach! BASTARDLY


Really Cool Wall Animation COLLEGEHUMOR
Meg White Sex Tape? HOLLYWOODTUNA
Love It Or Hate It: Mariah Carey I’M NOT OBSESSED
‘70 Black Sabbath Cartoon FLABBER


Hot Bikini Babe Sandee Westgate HORNYOYSTER
George Clooney may be charged in motorcycle crash CELE]BITCHY
Jessica Alba Named Most Desired Female Celebrity POPOHOLIC
How Celebrities Avoid Conviction CITYRAG


Nicole Richie’s Pregnant Bikini DRUNKENSTEPFATHER
Lindsay Lohan Causes Another Divorce NINJADUDE
Rihanna Performs in Black Leather, is a Dominatrix DEREKHAIL
Dennis Rodman sexually batters someone THE BLEMISH


Britney Spears Likes Drugs and Crazy Talk YEEEAH
International Babe of the Day: Veronika Varekova DOUBLEVIKING
Comedian Margaret Cho Naked (and Out of Control) BUMPSHACK
Ivanka and Melanie Trump at jewelery launch RICHANDBRAINLESS


Lauren Conrad and Audrina Partridge Maxim Video EGOTASTIC
MEET HOT GIRLS IN YOUR AREA NOW!


Lindsay Lohan Pictures Lindsay Lohan Pictures


As much as I loved Lindsay Lohan’s drunk ass, her sober ass seems to be doing just fine over in Utah or wherever the f@#k she is. She must have a lot of free time to do some calisthenics or some deep knee bends. Whatever it is keep it up because you know when she falls off the wagon again, and gives us a flash, we want to see a nice firm ass not one that looks like pillow case filled with cottage cheese….. Sick!


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Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures Just Because
Lindsay Lohan’s 21st Birthday Party Pictures
Sober Lindsay Lohan is Boring… Still Hot


Tara Reid Pictures Tara Reid Pictures


In keeping with today’s very classy theme of D List celebs with their nipples falling out, here are a few lame shots of the always entertaining Tara Reid in her see through dress. But as in my previous post about Tricia Helfer Nipple Slip, I don’t see any F@#king nipples. Either I’ve been doing this for too long or I haven’t bothered to even look at these pictures.


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Tara Reid Bikini Pictures
Tara Reid is Ummm Still ‘Smart’
Tara Reid in he Tight Sweater


Tricia Helfer Pictures Tricia Helfer Pictures


So this morning I check my email, like I always do because I can’t afford an assistant to do it for me, and some douche sent me these pictures he had titled “Tricia Helfer Nip Slip”. First of all I don’t know who the hell Tricia Helfer is and I don’t see any f@#king nipples asshole! That being said, the pictures were already resized and ready to go so this post only took me five minutes to write so keep up the good work. See if you can’t spot these mystery nipples.


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Brooke Hogan’s got Legs and a Stupid Pose
Dannii Minogue Bikini Pictures
Charlize Theron is a Real Woman


 BASTARDLY


Kim Kardashian & Booty @ Maxim Style Awards BASTARDLY


Funny Crazy OJ Fan COLLEGEHUMOR
Jessica Simpson Wears Short Shorts HOLLYWOODTUNA
Jennifer Aniston Kissing Ben Affleck I’M NOT OBSESSED
Real life Donkey Kong FLABBER


Balloon bending babe HORNYOYSTER
James Blunt is pound foolish, also remains an asshole CELE]BITCHY
Southland Tales Trailer POPOHOLIC
Oscar De La Hoya Does Drag CITYRAG


Nicole Richie Leaves Town DRUNKENSTEPFATHER
Keira Knightley Likes Being Dominated NINJADUDE
Terrence Howard loves bubble butts THE BLEMISH
Kim Kardashian to Appear on the Cover of Playboy DEREKHAIL


Alyson Hannigan Disappoints Me YEEEAH
International Babe of the Day: Candice Swanepoel DOUBLEVIKING
Katherine Heigl Covers ‘InStyle’ Magazine BUMPSHACK
Hayden Panettiere in a cheerleader outfit RICHANDBRAINLESS


Mariah Carey’s Breasts are in Another Time Zone EGOTASTIC
Meet Hot Girls in your Area Now! HERE


Kelly Brook Pictures Kelly Brook Pictures


It’s friday, the weekends just getting started so I thought I’d kick it of with a bang by posting some pictures of hottie Kelly Brook in her bikini/one piece/whatever you want to call it……. It’s hot! It’s my friends birthday this weekend, I don’t want to name names so we’ll just call him J, so these count as a gift because I’m sure as hell not spending any money on that asshole.


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Who the Hell are the Marchant Twins?
Karolina Kurkova and Selita Ebanks Pictures
Rachel Stevens Does FHM UK Sept 2007


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You F@#king wish perverts! What do you this is some sort of barely legal smut rag? This is a classy celebrity website that doesn’t lower itself to that level….. Often. My money would be on the little one, she’s built like those romanian gymnast from the early 80’s. Obviously I put up more pictures of Hilary than of this Hayden because she’s definitely hotter and I’m not really sure how old Panettiere chick is.


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Who the Hell is Mercedes McNab?
Serbian Beauty Natasa Bekvalac
Adrianne Curry is a Classy Lady

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