Fall Nerd Fashion

The “Computer Hood” From “Design for The Computer Obsessive”.

I would write something about all this but I’m going out for drinks in the real world so, say hello to all your e-friends for me.

If you’ve recently lost a loved one, a company called LifeGem can to turn your DEAD HOMIES into some BITCHIN’ DIAMONDS. Using extreme heat they turn cremated remains into graphite and press into a rough diamond crystal. Then they cut it, polish it and turn it into a diamond. The prices range from $ 3 000 and $ 20 000. Talk about giving PROPS.

Separate out NO MORE THAN 8 ounces (about 1 Cup) of the cremated remains and tightly secure in a plastic bag or other plastic container. DO NOT send all of the remains unless you have chosen our additional scattering option or return option. We only need 8 ounces to produce all of the LifeGem diamonds on your order…You do NOT need to send the deceased to our location in Chicago.

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When I die, the last thing I want is to be turned into a nose ring for one of my DUMBASS friends.

Apparently they now offer the same service for pets. A diamond made from my friends stupid cat would be nice.

The CL SoundMachine is an updated grammaphone with a Direct drive digital record player, 5 disc CD player, universal MP3 player and stand, 200 watt mono bridged amplifier and an 8″ subwoofer. And, if that wasn’t enough, it can store as many as 12 bottles of wine.

Alcohol and electronics? Sounds like that pretentious condo of yours will be up in flames in no time. Yippy!

New recruit joins Terracotta Army

A German art student briefly fooled police by posing as one of China’s terracotta warriors at the heritage site in the ancient capital, Xian.
Pablo Wendel, made up like an ancient warrior, jumped into a pit showcasing the 2,200-year-old pottery soldiers and stood motionless for several minutes.
The 26-year-old was eventually spotted by police and removed from the scene. As Mr Wendel’s “performance art” did not harm any of the ancient relics, he was not arrested or charged but given “serious criticism”, the reports said.
Mr Wendel had his costume confiscated and was sent back to the eastern Chinese city of Hangzhou, where he is studying.

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And why didn’t anyone tell me about her?

Fun for the whole family with your very own FREE pinhole camera.

A pinhole camera is a camera that uses a very small hole, as if made by a pin instead of a lens, for light to enter and form an image on the film or other light-sensitive medium. You can download your free pinhole camera and watch a 3D demonstration on how to assemble it here

You can use a PAN film from Ilford or Neopan 100 from Fuji.
You can also use any 35 mm film.

Or you can buy a digital camera and save yourself a whole lot of trouble.

You’ve all seen the pictures. Turns out they’re fakes……………..Or are they?.

Featuring two winding ‘lanes’ the Ice Luge is perfect for rowdy shindigs and it’s guaranteed to add a slick touch to your parties. Better still you won’t need to employ the services of a professional ice sculptor to begin luging your way to a top night in.

I don’t know about you, but I don’t want to be at a party where this is the centerpiece. Call me old fashioned. You know that wherever this cold sore applicator can be found, there is a fat guy nearby sweating way too much, jumping around holding a towel screaming. If I wanted to put my lips on something frigid that hundreds of guys have already used, I’d call my ex.

You can find it here

Duane “Dog” Chapman,  53,  along with his son Leland,  and brother Tim,  were arrested today by US Marchalls on charges of illegal detention and conspiracy in an alleged kidnapping three years ago in Mexico.  The charges stem from Chapman’s capture of Max Factor heir and serial rapist Andrew Luster on June 18, 2003 in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico.  Under Mexican law bounty hunting is a crime.  The Chapmans face up to 8 years in prison if the US returns them to Mexico to stand trial.

Let me get this straight.  Some rich kid gets arrested,  posts bail and hightails it to Mexico like any good fugitive should.  Big bad Duane chases the “perp” down,  probably gives him a smoke,  a good talking to,  and calls him “bra” way too many times.  Then won’t turn him over to local authorities,  and gets himself,  his son and his brother (not related just calls him his brother)  arrested.  So they post bail and get the fuck out of dodge.  Now,  three years later they’re back.  And not for the Marguaritas and Donkey show.  too bad.

Dog has said that, if given permission from the US government, he would attempt to collect a bounty on Osama bin Laden.   Good luck with that.

For those of you obsessed with iPods and drinking, the iBreath would be an essential iPod accessory that you cannot leave home without. Next time you’ve had a few delicious cocktails make sure you test yourself with the iBreath device connected to your iPod before you take the wheel. Exhale into the “blow wand”, and within five seconds it’ll read out your blood alchohol content level, accurate to within 0.01 BAC. It also doubles as an FM transmitter for your car stereo so you can listen to your favorite tunes while smashing mom and dad’s BMW into a pole.