I’m aware the title to this post is a little misleading, if you thought you were going to see hottie Kelly Carlson’s tight little body getting in and out of some skimpy outfits….. You thought wrong. I have no idea where she is or why she’ trying on lingerie in public but I kinda like it…. Except who wears lingerie over their jeans? That’s like going swimming with a T-shirt on. Loser!….. Ok! It was one f@#king time and I had chicken pox…. F@#k off!
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Gisele Bundchen in Maxim
Brazilian Beauty Raica Oliveira
Vicky Silvstedt In Her Lingerie
I’m all for hotties classing it up a little at premieres and events but there is such a thing as TOO classy. These pictures of Charlize Theron at the “Sleepwalking” premiere in New York City are a perfect example of too much class not enough ass. Don’t get me wrong, she looks f@#king awesome but I like my girls a little, how can I put this politely, a little slluttier, a little trashier looking…… The Classy ones know they’re out of my league and don’t have any problem reminding me of that. The trashy ones are grateful just to get a few wine coolers and ride back to the bus station.
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Scary Spice in Her Bikini
Sienna Miller is an Absolute Stunner
Elle MacPherson Has Still Got It
Hot Jaime King Maxim Magazine Pictures - HOLLYWOODTUNA
Super Sexy Emmanuelle Chriqui Pictures - BASTARDLY
Britney Won’t Be In Her Next Video - I’M NOT OBSESSED
Brazilian babe Jana Ina is someone I’d like to know - HORNYOYSTER
Is K-Fed headed for the Broadway Stage? - CELE]BITCHY
Kristen Bell Amplifies Her Cleavage - POPOHOLIC
Kathleen Robertson’s Tits in a One Piece - DRUNKENSTEPFATHER
John Mayer Likes Xanax - YEEEAH
Hottie Ingrid Grudke Romps Around - DOUBLEVIKING
Mike Myers’ Love guru Trailer - FLABBER
If you’re anywhere near as hung over as I am right now you know the best possible cure in these situations is to drink a few orangina’s, nestle into the biggest breast you can possibly find and sleep for a couple of days. I hear that’s how bears hibernate. So here are a few Jennifer Ellison pictures with her massive British t*ts taking over the pages of Nuts magazines. Enjoy. I’m going back to bed.
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Jennifer Ellison Topless in Loaded Magazine
Hot Jennifer Ellison Bikini Pictures
Jennifer Ellison in her Lingerie
Jennifer Ellison Takes Her Sweet Ass to Dinner
I’m not one for motivational speeches, especially when it comes to rallying the troops in Iraq, but I do know that getting Nicole Scherzinger and her sweet ass to prance around for half an hour would probably help remind people what they’re fighting for….. Well maybe not, but at least it will help take their minds off of things. Whatever she’s doing, Nicole is definitely helping me rally the troops…. So childish.
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Kim Kardashian’s Cleavage…. A Tribute
Hilary Duff takes her Sweet Ass to Pilates
Hayden Panettiere Not Wearing a Sports Bra
I know what you’re thinking who the f@#k is Patsy Kensit? If you’re from anywhere other than the UK the answer is who gives a flying f@#k. She’s one of England’s biggest never has-beens, married a few douche 90’s musicians, had breast implants, is on some sh*tty British soap opera…..etc. Same old sh*t. Oh! She was also in ‘Lethal Weapon 2‘, she must have thought she’d made it… Poor girl. Whoever she, is she decided to show off what’s left of her implants in a nice see through sweater the other day….. How thoughtful of her. Maybe she’ll get a part in the next ‘Lethal Weapon‘, you know it’s just a matter of time…. Mel needs something to revive his career.
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Caprice Bourret Shows us Her Cannes
These Girls Make My Pants Crowded
Adriana Lima in Her Knickers
Is Jenna Jameson Looking Better? - HOLLYWOODTUNA
Guess Who’s Hiding Behind Her $ 3000 LV Handbag? - BASTARDLY
Man With Gun Arrested At Kate Hudson’s Home - I’M NOT OBSESSED
This is why Beauty Pageant Contestants shouldn’t speak - HORNYOYSTER
Letterman asks Paula Abdul if she’s drunk - CELE]BITCHY
Kim Kardashian’s Crazy Curves On TRL - POPOHOLIC
Ray J Tells Tyra About His Kim K Sex Tape - DRUNKENSTEPFATHER
Name That Celebrity: Hairy Legs Edition - YEEEAH
Wow. That’s what I call a booty - DOUBLEVIKING
Guy gives himself Liposuction - FLABBER
Carolina “Pampita” Ardohain in her Lingerie
Sarita Stella in RALPH Magazine (July 2007)
Brooke Adams in a Tiny Bikini
For those of you who don’t know who the hell Roselyn Sanchez is…. Look it up because I’m too busy staring at her sweet sweet Latin cleavage to do it for you. I’m not your mother, I don’t have all the answers, she’s on some stupid show that should have been cancelled years ago… I think. Who the f@#k cares? She’s hot. I know you’re not visiting this site to learn anything so sit back, close the door to you cubicle and enjoy. Cubicles don’t have doors? How the f@#k are you supposed to get any work done? Do coworkers come over and talk about their weekends and their kids?…. Actual human interaction….. Disgusting!
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Roselyn Sanchez Bikini Pictures
Hot Jennifer Ellison Bikini Pictures
What the Hell Happened to Carmen Electra?
Being a supermodel, Kate Moss is use to prancing around with her t*ts out so it’s wasn’t a big shock to find these Kate Moss Nude pictures. What was a shock was the brilliant idea I had after seeing her delicious nipples…. Someone should make a chewing gum or gummy candy shaped like her sweet little nips. You know you’d eat it even if it’s just as a conversation starter. “What am I eating? These are Kate Moss Gummy Nips would you like one? They’re quite tasty!”…. Winner.
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Kat Von D and her Tattooless Cleavage
Mischa Barton in Arena Magazine
Chantelle Houghton’s Cleavage for Ultimo
Paris Hilton is a strange bird, her cleavage to stick figure ratio changes daily depending on what outfit she happens to be wearing. In these shots, with one of the twin douchebags from that band that not even the Emo kids listen to anymore, her cleavage looks great, duck tape can fix anything. It’s quite an accomplishment because we all know her chest is as flat as one of those obnoxious long skateboards that I’m sure this Benji/Joel asshole has ridden at some point in his life…. F@#k I hate those things.
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Paris Hilton Likes Trashy Lingerie
Paris Hilton in her Garter and Stockings
Paris Hilton’s got great Cleavage
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