Friday, December 10, 2010

You’ll Never Get Laid in this Apartment….Ever!

Star Trek: Voyager Apartment Pictures


Uber Trekkie Nerd Tony Alleyne has turned his studio apartment, north of London, into a convincing replica of the set of Star Trek: Voyager, creating a bachelor pad where he’ll probably never, ever get laid. He has gadgets like voice-activated LED lighting throughout, hi-tech HVAC systems and authentic sound effects. He even has plans to install Star Trek-style sliding doors. He’s started his own renovation biz, 24th Century Design, doing similar projects for clients. Tony’s been living in his Nerd Lair for ten years and feels it’s time for a change so he’s selling it on eBay starting at £500 000, a lot for an apartment with no bedroom. At least now he can finally afford that mail order bride.


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Nerd Builds Escher’s “Relativity” out of Lego.
Nerd Captures Han Solo.
Nerd Builds Knex Machine Gun.





I remember the original Faces of Death video from the ’70’s being circulated around my high school but never getting around to watching it. This is a spoof from Late Night with Conan O’Brien where various Muppets are shown either dead or in the process of dying. It’s probably more realistic looking than the original.


You’ll Never See a Nerd Do This.
Fat Kid Used For Target Practice.
Fat Kid Dancing?


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Hot Bullz-Eye Girl of the Day - Neriah Davies. [Bullz-Eye]


Hot Eva Padberg Pics. [CollegeDowntime]


Top 10 Adriana Lima bra busting photos. [DoubleViking]


Vida Guerra in King Magazine. [MediaBom]


Bar Refaeli and Leo DiCaprio: Wedding Bells. [DerekHail]


Christina Aguilera in Montreal. [DrunkenStepfather]


Are celebrity relationships ruining your lovelife? [Cele]bitchy]


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Hot Chicks In Lingerie: Sophie Monk. [NinjaDude]


Tera Patrick white dress shoot. [HornyOyster]


A Minute With… Mischa Barton in B&W. [Bastardly]


I’ll have a YOU. Make it a triple, with a lime. [CollegeHumor]


Abigail Clancy Bikini Pictures. [ HollywoodTuna]


More Girls.


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I’ve had a toothache for over two weeks now…. Two Frikin’ weeks! My root canal was supposed to fix all this shit but NO! I guess that’s what you get when you go to a Dentist/Hair/Tanning Salon….. At least my hair and tan look allright two out of three ain’t bad. Anyhow here’s Busty model Gemma Atkinson and her sweet friend Roxanne Pallett lounging by the pool in their bikinis.


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Sexy “Topless DJ” Niki Belucci.
Odalys Ramirez.
Pamela Anderson is Trashy-licious.
Alena Seredova in Her Bikini.


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Teddy Sheringham’s EX Daniell Lloyd.
Alina Puscau.
Christina Ricci.
Christa Rigozzi.





Some guy doing a giant painting obviously for an ad of some sort. I didn’t really watch the whole thing but it seemed like it was pretty cool.


Cool Art……. RubikCubism.
Embroidered Celebrity Portraits.
Cool Video Kaapital.


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Hot Bullz-Eye girl of the Day - Brandy. [Bullz-Eye]


Carmen Electra doe FHM. [FHMonline]


French Supermodel Noemie Lenoir. [DoubleViking]


A Gisele Bundchen Photoshoot. [MediaBom]


A Shu Qi Quickie. [Popoholic]


Tara Reid Takes Her Tits for a Walk. [DrunkenStepfather]


You’re about to see a lot more of Hayden Panettiere. [Cele]bitchy]


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Cheerleaders Cheerleaders Cheerleaders! [CityRag]


Stormy Daniels isn’t n**ed for once. [HornyOyster]


Scarlett Johansson Does Louis Vuitton Ads. [Bastardly]


“I think ITS hungry.” [CollegeHumor]


Lindsay Lohan’s Nipples Make A Public Appearance. [ HollywoodTuna]


More Girls.


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I couldn’t find much information about beauty Fabiana Tambosi other than that she’s a super model from Brazil. Are you surprised? I guess one of these days I’m going to have to take a trip down there and check things out for myself. I heard you can get worms in your feet from the beaches but that’s probably just an old Gypsy Tale.


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Collien Fernandes.
Elisabetta Canalis.
Katie Price.


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Even on the best of days Uma Thurman is not my cup of tea, these pictures in her “sexy” one piece are leaving a bad taste in my mouth. Anyone who knows me knows I’m an ass man but this flat mom butt is a real turn off…. Tits! Really what are you supposed to do with them? Slap ‘em around a little? Anyhow Uma’s tits actually look great…. A nipple popping out would have helped traffic but what can you do. maybe next time.


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Posh and Becks Take Her Nipples for a Walk.
Janice Dickinson Upskirt…….. Sorry.
Lindsay Lohan Looks Sober and Pissed.





These cool ads switch from being a mirror to an advertisement. Placed in a public toilet this means that ads are on display when nobody is standing right in front of the display/mirror washing their hands or doing their hair. I saw these firsthand the other day at a bar in South Beach they’re pretty impressive.


Clever Red Cross Campaign.
And I Thought My Haircut Was Bad.
Simple Hawaiian Tropic Ad.

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